Tina Spice Rambles on for England

 So what's all this about then? This is the official blog (yeah like there are so many unofficial ones)  of the Tina Spice adult empire. We run a half a dozen or so adult web sites that feature what we consider the best in home-grown adult models.

We're kind of old-school and tend to think that a hundred well-taken images are worth more than one fuzzy and badly edited video - although we do shoot video too. We try our best not to make it fuzzy or badly edited though.

So why the blog? Partly it's a shameless attempt to get more people to visit our web sites but we also wanted a forum to discuss what people like, what they dislike how they see things developing in the future, issues of censorship and freedom balanced against issues of child protection and exploitation of women. Important shit.

Here's a few things to kick things off:

1. America ruined pornography

OK you can chuck buckets of money at it and persuade thousands of blemish-free, perfect little lovelies to get naked and do the nasty with some Conan the Barbarian look-alike with bulging muscles and a dick the size of a marrow. You can hire Hollywood wannabes who own a DV camera to point it at the assembled fuck-fest. You can buy your way to the top of the search engines and fill the internet so full of your insidious pop-up adverising that we might be convinced nothing else exists. But isn't it all so fucking DULL!

Doesn't it all end up looking the same? Some shiny happy people shagging some other shiny happy people in their dream appartment or by their dream swimming pool. Except whilst they may be shiny they hardly ever look happy. They look constipated. Like they're trying to pass a turd the size of a small car. What is that about? Is it just to hide the fact that they're dead behind those eyes?

These aren't real people. You'll never meet them. There is fantasy and then there is thinking that Friends was a documentary series and Sex in the City was reality TV. If you are that deluded you need serious psychiatric help not something to have a quick wank over.

The adult industry in the UK has always been a much more ramshackle affair. Much more Council Estate than Hollywood Hills. And all the better for it in my view. At least when you look at home-produced porn the participants look like they might actually be enjoying themselves. Sheila and Betty and Dan and Brian (Yes they are made up - not real. Do I have to explain eveything?) can get pretty dirty in front of the camera but you might also bump into them down the pub or at the bus stop.

So fight cultural imperialism. Buy British. It may be cheap and a bit shitty but it's all ours!

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